Ale to jest akurat tak prawdziwe, że aż boli
<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">Muscles of great debauchery</span> - the hero spends his whole life drinking, whoring, and gambling; hardly an active lifestyle, but yet he remains a muscular and fit person without showing any signs of dissipation.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Penicillin penis</span> - protects the hero from STDs despite his constant skanking around with opera singers and promiscuous women!</span>
Reszta niby też, ale jakoś mniej
Albo ja nie zwracam uwagi.
BTW, penicylina mogłaby i tak nie dać rady